Let Me In

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?

Why Did The Chiken Cross The Road

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the possum it could actually be done!

Merry Christmas

Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!

None Of Your Business

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
 To get to the second hand shop.

Just In Time

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.

Hey Friend

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!