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Monday, February 4, 2013
The $8 Bill
A crook mistakenly made a counterfeit $8 bill instead of a $10 bill. He decided to try it out anyway.
He went to the teller at the local bank and asked for change.
The teller looked at the $8 bill and gave the crook two $4 bills as change.
He went to the teller at the local bank and asked for change.
The teller looked at the $8 bill and gave the crook two $4 bills as change.
Sunday, February 3, 2013
A Rabbit With Glasses
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
We Need A Bird
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
Saturday, February 2, 2013
Friday, February 1, 2013
49er's
Why did the 49ers hire two nuns and a prostitute?
They wanted two tight ends and a wide receiver.
They wanted two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Fishing On Ice
Two men have been sitting out on a lake all day long, ice fishing. One
has been having no luck at all and the other has been pulling fish
after fish out of his hole in the ice. The man having no luck finally
leans over and asks the other what his secrect is.
"mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm."
"I'm sorry, what did you say?"
"mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm."
"I'm sorry, I still didn't understand you." The successful man spits something into his hand.
"You've got to keep your worms warm."
"mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm."
"I'm sorry, what did you say?"
"mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm."
"I'm sorry, I still didn't understand you." The successful man spits something into his hand.
"You've got to keep your worms warm."
Chiken Cross The Basketball Court
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the ref was blowing fowls.
He heard the ref was blowing fowls.
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