Monday, February 4, 2013

Cash Who

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts!

The $8 Bill

A crook mistakenly made a counterfeit $8 bill instead of a $10 bill. He decided to try it out anyway.

He went to the teller at the local bank and asked for change.

The teller looked at the $8 bill and gave the crook two $4 bills as change.

Sunday, February 3, 2013

A Rabbit With Glasses

How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

We Need A Bird

Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."

What Did The Computer Say

What did one computer say to the other?

Saturday, February 2, 2013

How Are You

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Hawaii who?
I'm fine. Hawaii you?

Cows Say What

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!

Says Who

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Says who?
Says me, that's who?

Friday, February 1, 2013


Why did the 49ers hire two nuns and a prostitute?
 They wanted two tight ends and a wide receiver.

Fishing On Ice

Two men have been sitting out on a lake all day long, ice fishing. One has been having no luck at all and the other has been pulling fish after fish out of his hole in the ice. The man having no luck finally leans over and asks the other what his secrect is.
"mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm."
"I'm sorry, what did you say?"
"mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm."
"I'm sorry, I still didn't understand you." The successful man spits something into his hand.
"You've got to keep your worms warm."

Chiken Cross The Basketball Court

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the ref was blowing fowls.