Monday, February 4, 2013

Cash Who

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts!

The $8 Bill

A crook mistakenly made a counterfeit $8 bill instead of a $10 bill. He decided to try it out anyway.

He went to the teller at the local bank and asked for change.

The teller looked at the $8 bill and gave the crook two $4 bills as change.

Sunday, February 3, 2013

A Rabbit With Glasses

How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

We Need A Bird

Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."

What Did The Computer Say

What did one computer say to the other?

Saturday, February 2, 2013

How Are You

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Hawaii who?
I'm fine. Hawaii you?

Cows Say What

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!